I received a letter from the Chicago Cubs today. No, they weren't trying to recruit me, although I think I may be able to hit better than at least half their roster. No, as a "neighbor" of the Cubs, I am being asked to evaluate their efforts to upgrade Wrigley Field. They helpfully enclosed a response card so that I may supply a written affidavit of my support. Here are the three choices (check all that apply):
Yes, I support the improvement plans for Wrigley Field.
Yes, I support phasing in 12 additional night games.
Yes, I believe the Cubs are a benefit to our community and I would like to hear more about their plan.
I see. I either support your plan or I support your plan.