What's it all abouuuuuut, Alfieeeeeee?

Hollyweird executive has a ready explanation for his movie flop:

Wayne Llewellyn, the president of distribution at Paramount, said that the conservative ethos reflected in last week's election results might have hurt the film. "It could be the mood of the country right now," he said. "It seems to be the result of the election. Maybe they didn't want to see a guy that slept around."

Then again, maybe no one is interested in a crappy remake featuring a sexually ambiguous male lead.