Saturday, August 13, 2005
Is this a joke?
Seriously, is this a joke? I hope not, because it's too funny. I signed up for the newsletter. I can't wait.
To: Friends, Family, and my fellow Americans Subject: Get America Back On Track! It's not too early to be thinking about the future of this country and who's going to lead it. Election after election we're given the "choice" between two unappealing candidates and have no choice but to vote for the one we dislike less. But now, that's about to change.
Now we'll have three unappealing candidates.
Stepping up to the forefront of politics is a new type of leader, motivated by his love for his country, not special interest groups. His distinct image and captivating voice you already know, and now it's your chance to make him the leader of the people, for the people, by the people. That's right... Christopher Walken is running for President.
That would be so cool if he could like find a terrorist? And do that cool "Dead Zone" handshake on him, like he did to Martin Sheen in that movie? You know, that movie? What was it? Oh, yeah, "The Dead Zone". Whoa! I just realized Martin Sheen was going to be the president in that movie! And then Walken tried to cack him! And Sheen is the president on TV now! Whoa! Really makes you think.
Now, at this early stage of the campaign, is when the grass-roots voters like us can really influence the candidates we'll see in the elections. So take a few minutes to visit the Walken 2008 Home Page at http://www.walken2008.com, read about the man and his ideas, and send them a message of your support. This is how the system should work, and now's your chance to have your voice. Don't let it slip away!
Sincerely, -A caring citizen
A caring citizen? What a ripoff, I thought it was Walken.posted by the wolf | 11:58 AM