Least Newsworthy Accomplishment--Grand Prize

Well, this is an acknowledgment that high school students today must be so dim that we applaud them for major accomplishments like not getting lost on the way to school and getting their shoes on the right feet. I mean, gosh, how did Buffy and her pals remember a combination of 6 (six!) letters and numbers? It's almost as big as a phone number! Truly a team effort was required! Gooooooo team!