Johnny Weird

U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir is here to rock the skating world, and he wants you to know it:

“I know that a lot of people, especially the more Republican-style people, are very afraid of what I mean to the sport and what I’m going to say, what kind of revolutionary, crazy things are going to come out of my mouth. Good for them, they should be scared.”

As a "Republican-style" person, all I can say is that I am appalled (and scared!) that the USOC is allowing Johnny Weir to "gay up" the macho sport of figure skating. Somewhere Brian Boitano is sitting around with three of his hot girlfriends thinking, "Man, this ain't what it was like in the old days." And then he'll escort his ladies to the bedroom. The old days are gone, Brian my friend...the old days are gone.

Via Deadspin.